| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) |  |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) |  |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Hard Trainer | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Bejitta Swole | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| S | The Wizard | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| R | Adriano Trenta | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 10.46 | +24.00 (17.65%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Flash Gordon | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Gary Brennan | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Big Busted Wench | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | James Bond | M | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Prince Will | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Eddie Izzard | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | The Coal Train | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Killer Iceman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Call Me Maverick | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Top Gun | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Max Power | R | |
| -7.00 (-6.31%) | 8.54 |