| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |   |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Catalin Bordeiu | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Hard Trainer | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | The Wizard | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Filbert Archibald | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 10.64 | +37.00 (24.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Who Ate Adamsandler | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Cock Of North | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Old Cunt Malcy | M | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Alan Sugar | R | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Malcy Malcysson | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hardcorephysco Wez | R | |
| +11.00 (8.80%) | 8.93 |