| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | John Emonem | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | John Pope | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Weeny Big | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Adrian Sawyer | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Valfrid Alverö | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Vitor Cafu | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 9.15 | +24.00 (20.17%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | John Terry | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Florent Malouda | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Robin van Ronaldo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Lionel Pelé | S | |
| -8.00 (-7.92%) | 9.18 |