| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | John Pope | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| M | Adrian Sawyer | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 9.73 | +22.00 (20.56%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Toot Bump | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Urijah Faber | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Pee Wee Herman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Harold Bishop | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Brock Lesnar | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Derek Llambias | M | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Mike Ashley | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Princess Jodz | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Koko B Ware | S |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Rodney Marsh | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Hatem Ben Arfa | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Pele Barraza | R | |
| +6.00 (5.26%) | 8.77 |