| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ivanildo Cigarro | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Pasqual Blanco | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Peter Brónche | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Pierpaolo Tommasi | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Giles Holdsworth | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Torjus Elster | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Frankie Fenby | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Fahroni Toscano | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jody McCoy | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Adrian Standish | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Amadeo Escobar | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bengt-Olof Forsberg | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +1.00 (1.04%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Cock Block | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | John Terry | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ryan Bertrand | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Edo van Oostrum | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lionel Pelé | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Diego Maradona | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Robin van Ronaldo | R | |
| -5.00 (-4.35%) | 8.21 |