| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Germano Nolasco | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Danny Wilson | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Jack Martins | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| D | Dick Rak | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Reni Quinni | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tatsuya Hato | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Pap Erc-Unt | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Jeff Joleon | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | I-Am Jambags | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| S | Iain Dyeria | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Jacinto Malheiro | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Oc Dyson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Louis Spence | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Eurico Fafes | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.50 | +11.00 (10.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | John Terry | D | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fucking Skillz | D |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Diego Maradona | M |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Edo van Oostrum | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | S | |
|
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lionel Pelé | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Branislav Ivanovic | R | |
| +4.00 (3.74%) | 8.92 |