| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mike Anthony | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Simon Williams | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Ian Jones | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| D | Peter McAlister | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Russell Toghill | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | William Cole | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Ricky Bourne | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | James Mayne | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Glenn Boycott | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Gary Brine | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| S | Keef Bourne | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Simon Twinkles | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| R | Robert Petherick | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 10.38 | +24.00 (17.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | John Terry | D | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Florent Malouda | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Lionel Pelé | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Diego Maradona | R | |
| +7.00 (6.42%) | 9.08 |