| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Cameron Narraway | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Nicolai Brasetvik | 14 | -4.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Mymate Jambags | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Åke Vedlund | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Vernon Bent | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gaucho Rodrigues | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Floris Wielink | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.50 | +17.00 (14.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | The Black Spider | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Gary Ablett | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Trevor Hockey | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Crazy Horse | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Keith Weller | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Chris Balderstone | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ian Porterfield | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Georgie Best Superstar | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | King Of Stamfordbridge | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Alan Suddick | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Giacinto Facchetti | R | |
| +2.00 (2.17%) | 7.08 |