| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Pavel Srnicek | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Danny Simpson | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) |  |
| D | Fabricio Coloccini | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Ricardo Casalini | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | James Perch | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jonas Gutierrez | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Gary Nufc Speed | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| M | Yohan Cabaye | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Dan Gosling | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Dexter Kinkle | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 9.82 | +16.00 (14.81%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Cameron Narraway | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Vernon Bent | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Nicolai Brasetvik | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Floris Wielink | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mymate Jambags | R | |
| +2.00 (1.75%) | 9.50 |