| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Eron Roca | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Rio Beasley | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.38 | +2.00 (2.08%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Clifford Hughes | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Norman Stokes | D | |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Jesus Cajuda | D | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | James Pearce | D |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Nick Huntley | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Ivandro Julinho | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Wynn Bayfield | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Allen Burlett | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Tony Curtis | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Carl Härenstam | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Joe Morgan | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Susanto Mandaling | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Richie Taff | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Hayden Osborn | R | |
| +5.00 (5.32%) | 6.71 |