| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Lázaro Verde | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eron Roca | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Rio Beasley | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Super Hans | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.46 | +13.00 (13.40%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Potros Shamuel | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Jacob Danneskjold | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Toba Sawa | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Daniel Molnar | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Holger Kjellerup | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Emo Giwargis | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Flemming Holm-Nielsen | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Roland Klimt | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Niels Christian Nielson | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Oscar Munkerup | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Gunnar Thyring | S | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Kai Qin Lao | R |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Thor Jespersen | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Georgis Zuhair | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7.71 |