| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Steinar Lindin | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Phil Neal | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Timóteo Peralta | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Jenö Zsiroshegyi | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Duncan Rigby | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Georgy Ibragimov | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Fearghal Foley | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Terry Wareing | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Bartholomew Ryan | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Hugh Leach | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Jonny Kitson | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | Feliciano Castilla | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Troy Harriott | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.69 | +17.00 (17.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Nancy America | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Big Suze | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Bernard Staunton | D | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Football Related Fred | M |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Super Hans | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Reginald Wenton | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8.00 |