| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Murtada Rahman | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Sachin Tendulkar | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Courtney Walsh | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Defensive Divine | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Curtly Ambrose | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Dg Bella | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| M | Tdp Angel | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Dg Mia | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Est Angel | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Sancho Michael | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| S | Celestial Being | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| 5.82 | -12.00 (-18.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | John Terry | D | |
 |
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fucking Skillz | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Cristiano Messi | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Diego Maradona | M | |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | S |
|
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lionel Pelé | S |
| -4.00 (-3.88%) | 9.36 |