| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Hardcorephysco Wez | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Cock Of North | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| 9.82 | +17.00 (15.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | John Osborne | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Keith Newton | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Trevor Hockey | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Billy Bremner | M |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Keith Weller | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Chris Balderstone | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Laurie Cunningham | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ian Porterfield | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Ferenc Puskas | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | King Of Stamfordbridge | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gary Ablett | R | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | The Black Spider | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Georgie Best Superstar | R | |
| -6.00 (-4.96%) | 8.64 |