| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Hardcorephysco Wez | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |   |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Malcy Malcysson | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Cock Of North | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 9.86 | +10.00 (7.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Pavel Srnicek | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Danny Simpson | D | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Fabricio Coloccini | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Ricardo Casalini | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | James Perch | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Patrick Green | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jonas Gutierrez | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Gary Nufc Speed | M | |
|
-1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Yohan Cabaye | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Cheick Tiote | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alan Shearer | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gabriel Obertan | R | |
| -11.00 (-9.57%) | 9.58 |