| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Bernard Staunton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Eron Roca | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Rio Beasley | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.14 | -5.00 (-4.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Andre Wisdom | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Joshua Davison | M | |
 |
-1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Jeff Stelling | M |
 |
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Double Andimsold | M |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Hard Trainer | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Ollie Guy | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Adriano Trenta | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Enrique Rodri | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Fredrick Justrell | R | |
| +7.00 (4.55%) | 11.00 |