| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Hardcorephysco Wez | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |  |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Cock Of North | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Pedo Bear | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 9.86 | +24.00 (17.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Vernon Bent | D | |
|
-1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Nicolai Brasetvik | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Mymate Jambags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Wez Thomas | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gaucho Rodrigues | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Manuel Francisco | R | |
| -4.00 (-3.28%) | 9.38 |