| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Ryan Bertrand | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Diego Maradona | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| S | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Lionel Pelé | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| R | Cristiano Messi | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Robin van Ronaldo | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Edo van Oostrum | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.14 | +22.00 (17.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Derrick Hakin | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Rudy Roughnight | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Masakazu Tidus Morita | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Zidane Tribal | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Josef Hesse | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Felix Mäder | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Frédéric François Chopin | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Kirill Vrublevsky | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Vernon Carlisle | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Edge Maverick | S | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Alvaro Viglietti | S | |
| -12.00 (-14.29%) | 7.64 |