| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | +2.20 (20.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +2.70 (24.55%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 9 | +1.70 (18.89%) | |
| D | Brad Holbrook | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | +1.50 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +2.20 (22.00%) |  |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| R | Will Ferrell | 10 | +0.10 (1.00%) | |
| R | Marcelino Pancorbo | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| 8.23 | +11.60 (10.84%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-5.00%) | 4 | Jun Jin | K | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Stan Gaye | D | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Seymour Rimmer | D | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Rupert Mansell | D | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Acácio Paixão | D | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Marc Sjögren | M | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Nigel Duncan | M | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Hayden Sheppard | M | |
| -1.60 (-20.00%) | 8 | Edward Duke | S | |
| -1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Vincent Truchot | S | |
| -2.40 (-40.00%) | 6 | Håkan Valve | S | |
| -9.20 (-12.60%) | 6.64 |