| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.20 (22.00%) | |
| D | Brad Holbrook | 4 | +0.50 (12.50%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | -1.80 (-18.00%) | |
| M | Brick Tamland | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) |  |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -0.30 (-3.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) |  |
| R | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) | |
| 7.92 | +13.20 (13.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Stephan Stover | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Taylor Guy | D | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Cortez Giles | D | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Jesse Medina | D | |
| -0.20 (-5.00%) | 4 | Knud Vestergaard | D | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Wade Riley | M | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Jim Weeks | M | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Brian Chen | M | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Marshall Rosales | M | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Xavier Rollins | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Baron Bon Iver | S | |
| +3.60 (4.74%) | 6.91 |