| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Benicio Jardel | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) | |
| D | Arlindo Wálter | 9 | +4.30 (47.78%) | |
| D | Matuš Rybár | 9 | +3.10 (34.44%) | |
| D | Aníbal Pontes | 7 | +3.20 (45.71%) | |
| D | Braeden Boyne | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) | |
| M | Hey Youguys | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| M | Acácio Estrada | 8 | +3.50 (43.75%) | |
| M | Niklas Krogsgaard | 8 | +3.40 (42.50%) | |
| M | Michael Askman | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) | |
| S | Phelim Lunny | 9 | -0.70 (-7.78%) |  |
| S | Peelip Biryani | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) | |
| R | Alex Vicedomini | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) |  |
| R | Besmir Veseli | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| 7.77 | +30.40 (30.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Osório Barreiro | D | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.40 (23.33%) | 6 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.90 (38.00%) | 5 | John Terry | D | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Jesus Christ | M | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Nympho Maniac | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Francis MacLeish | S | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -0.30 (-7.50%) | 4 | Matias Cesar | S | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | John Keogh | R | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Bartholomew Brown | R | |
| +2.00 (2.44%) | 6.31 |