| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) | |
| D | Osório Barreiro | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| M | John Keogh | 8 | -1.80 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 8 | -3.20 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| S | Jesus Claus | 4 | -0.60 (-15.00%) | |
| 6.45 | -0.50 (-0.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.10 (38.75%) | 8 | Nick Caples | K | |
| +2.70 (33.75%) | 8 | Edwin van Beuten | D | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Napoleon Garpenlöv | D | |
| +1.80 (45.00%) | 4 | Ken Koob | D | |
  |
+0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Matthias Bent | M |
| +2.50 (35.71%) | 7 | Don Heggs | M | |
|
+2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | John Tully | M |
| +2.40 (40.00%) | 6 | Wiktor Gadecki | M | |
| +1.20 (24.00%) | 5 | Leroy Harmer | M | |
|
-0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Neill Tusken | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Rafael Opschoor | S | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Colbert Little | R | |
| +0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Duane Whitehead | R | |
| -0.40 (-13.33%) | 3 | Augustin Hugmark | R | |
| +18.30 (21.03%) | 6.21 |