| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Big Chad | 4 | -1.30 (-32.50%) | |
| D | Ignacio Bougeria | 8 | -1.40 (-17.50%) | |
| D | Hamilton Halsall | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| D | Lucas Griffiths | 4 | -0.70 (-17.50%) | |
| D | Yassir Shakir | 4 | -1.20 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Mental Miranda | 4 | -1.60 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Jarred Stiller | 5 | -1.60 (-32.00%) | |
| M | Romeu Faria | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Daniel Maas | 5 | -1.40 (-28.00%) | |
| S | Reinaldo Monteiro | 5 | -2.40 (-48.00%) | |
| S | Jörg Lippert | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| R | Boris Lennartsson | 4 | -1.90 (-47.50%) | |
| 4.67 | -16.50 (-29.46%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Chang Soi Hoi | K | |
| +2.90 (36.25%) | 8 | Enrique Iglesias | D | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Linford Christie | D | |
| +3.60 (72.00%) | 5 | Chan Soi | D | |
| +2.10 (52.50%) | 4 | Roger Rabbit | D | |
 |
+3.90 (48.75%) | 8 | Ricky Gervais | M |
| +2.20 (31.43%) | 7 | Choi Chan | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Justin Bieber | M | |
| +2.40 (48.00%) | 5 | Arj Trainer | M | |
 |
+3.40 (56.67%) | 6 | Pepe Le Pew | S |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Matt Lucas | S |
|
+0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Victor Meldrew | R |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Au Lai Wun | R | |
| +0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Buck Rogers | R | |
| +27.10 (31.88%) | 6.07 |