| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ivor Biggun | 8 | +4.50 (56.25%) | |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +4.40 (55.00%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +3.10 (38.75%) | |
| D | Roger Rabbit | 4 | +3.50 (87.50%) |  |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| M | Choi Chan | 7 | +4.20 (60.00%) |  |
| M | Justin Bieber | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 5 | +3.40 (68.00%) | |
| M | Arj Trainer | 5 | +2.40 (48.00%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Matt Lucas | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Pepe Le Pew | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) | |
| R | Au Lai Wun | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| R | Buck Rogers | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| 6.36 | +39.40 (44.27%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Andre Arendse | K | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Rocky Allberg | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Raimond Gebhardt | D | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Neil Tovey | D | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | David Nyati | D | |
| -0.40 (-4.44%) | 9 | Doctor Khumalo | M | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Polihronis Stefanidis | M | |
|
-0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Khon Rassam | M |
| +0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Augustine Makalakalane | M | |
| -2.30 (-57.50%) | 4 | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | M | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Shaun Bartlett | S | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | John Shoes Moshoe | R | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Vitale Bisoli | R | |
| -0.30 (-7.50%) | 4 | Walt Whipp | R | |
| -7.50 (-9.49%) | 5.64 |