| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gan Gbanger | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| D | Bill Clit | 8 | +4.60 (57.50%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 7 | +3.80 (54.29%) | |
| D | Jimmy Kumunupu | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) |   |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 6 | +4.50 (75.00%) | |
| M | Scar Face | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| S | Severino Anos | 5 | +2.70 (54.00%) | |
| R | John Pope | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) | |
| R | Yousef Andrawes | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| 6.77 | +25.00 (28.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.70 (-33.75%) | 8 | Shoot Ya Load | K | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Briefcase Wanker | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Seymore Reds Pimp | D | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Vincent Alriksson | D | |
| -3.70 (-46.25%) | 8 | Full Monte | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Mardy Bastard | M | |
|
-0.80 (-13.33%) | 6 | Sausage Jockey | M |
| -0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Shaven Bollox | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Dog Burger Anyone | M | |
|
+2.90 (36.25%) | 8 | Mark The Bigman | S |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Allan Prein | S | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Big Tits | R | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Ugly Twat | R | |
| -9.70 (-10.90%) | 6.85 |