| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Willy Warmer | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| D | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Briefcase Wanker | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| D | Seymore Reds Pimp | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) |  |
| M | Full Monte | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Ugly Twat | 7 | +2.70 (38.57%) | |
| M | Mardy Bastard | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) |  |
| M | Dog Burger Anyone | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| M | Ginger Knob | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| S | Mark The Bigman | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Big Tits | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| R | Sausage Jockey | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| 6.58 | +8.90 (11.27%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | John Emonem | D | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M | |
|
+1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Scar Face | M |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Weeny Big | M | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Carrot Top | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| +1.40 (23.33%) | 6 | Chun Gan | S | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | John Pope | R | |
| +7.10 (8.66%) | 6.83 |