| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shoot Ya Load | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| D | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| D | Briefcase Wanker | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| D | Seymore Reds Pimp | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| M | Full Monte | 8 | -3.30 (-41.25%) | |
| M | Mardy Bastard | 7 | +3.20 (45.71%) | |
| M | Ugly Twat | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| M | Shaven Bollox | 5 | +1.40 (28.00%) |  |
| S | Mark The Bigman | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| S | Big Tits | 7 | +2.10 (30.00%) |  |
| S | Fat Bastardo | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| 7.18 | +10.60 (13.42%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Toot Bump | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Richard Keys | D | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Philippe Albert | D | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Urijah Faber | D | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Shane McMahon | D | |
|
-1.70 (-24.29%) | 7 | Ryan Kirkland | M |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Jim Royle | M | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Charlie Sheen | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Brock Lesnar | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Koko B Ware | S | |
| -2.70 (-4.03%) | 6.09 |