| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ray Parlours Arsewipe | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| D | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| D | Seymore Reds Pimp | 7 | +3.10 (44.29%) | |
| D | Notnow Kato | 4 | +2.80 (70.00%) | |
| M | Full Monte | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) |  |
| M | Mardy Bastard | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) | |
| M | Ugly Twat | 7 | -1.90 (-27.14%) | |
| M | Sausage Jockey | 5 | +0.60 (12.00%) | |
| M | Dog Burger Anyone | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| S | Big Tits | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Allan Prein | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| R | Shaven Bollox | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| R | Ginger Knob | 4 | +0.40 (10.00%) | |
| 5.85 | +10.10 (13.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Charlie Fairhead | K | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Lennox Painter | D | |
| -1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Jourdan Clorarec | D | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Wes Wanks | D | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Álvaro Ozzinho | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Joleon Leon | M | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Zivorad Kljajevic | M | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Austin Jagger | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Gregorio Asurmendi | M | |
| -2.80 (-35.00%) | 8 | Dodin Coco | S | |
| +0.70 (23.33%) | 3 | Edward Jarvis | R | |
| +0.20 (6.67%) | 3 | Noel Ölmestrand | R | |
| -7.20 (-10.29%) | 5.38 |