| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Denny Crane | 13 | +3.20 (24.62%) | |
| D | Alan Hansen | 12 | +1.70 (14.17%) | |
| D | Brieda Hangeland | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| D | Philipp Hahm | 7 | +5.00 (71.43%) | |
| D | Darran Kempson | 6 | +5.30 (88.33%) | |
| M | Paul Mince | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| M | Charles Darwin | 12 | +2.20 (18.33%) | |
| M | Mikel Archeddar | 11 | +1.20 (10.91%) |  |
| M | Cow Dunga | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) | |
| S | Zico Scorez | 6 | +1.90 (31.67%) |  |
| S | Barack O’Bama | 5 | +1.70 (34.00%) | |
| 9.27 | +27.20 (26.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.80 (20.00%) | 9 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +1.20 (10.91%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| +1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| +2.50 (27.78%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| +0.60 (5.00%) | 12 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Gerardic McMahonovic | M | |
| +0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Ron Burgundy Ii | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | R | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Marcelino Pancorbo | R | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Brad Holbrook | R | |
| +9.80 (8.17%) | 8.57 |