| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rory Kalimos | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| D | Solle Hinriksson | 9 | +4.20 (46.67%) | |
| D | Ricardo van den Dungen | 9 | +3.80 (42.22%) | |
| D | Turlough Quinn | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| M | Terry Connemara | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | Mathijs Wisgerhof | 8 | +2.60 (32.50%) | |
| M | Peadar Rourke | 7 | +3.90 (55.71%) | |
| M | Redmond Lawler | 7 | +3.10 (44.29%) |  |
| M | Séamas Slaney | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| S | David Amoo | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Tahir Türkes | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Jack Morris | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| R | Eadbhárd Daish | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| R | Zambotto Girardig | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| 7.93 | +33.60 (30.27%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.50 (16.67%) | 9 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +4.10 (37.27%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +3.10 (31.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| +3.70 (41.11%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| +2.50 (35.71%) | 7 | Patrick Jane | D | |
| -2.90 (-24.17%) | 12 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Ron Burgundy Ii | S | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Brad Holbrook | R | |
| +15.10 (14.80%) | 8.50 |