| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | +0.50 (4.55%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | -0.70 (-6.36%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | -1.30 (-11.82%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | -0.30 (-2.50%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -5.30 (-53.00%) | |
| M | Gerry Mac Mahon | 9 | -4.20 (-46.67%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | -3.10 (-38.75%) | |
| S | Patrick Jane | 7 | -3.20 (-45.71%) | |
| 9.73 | -16.20 (-15.14%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Denny Crane | K | |
| +1.10 (9.17%) | 12 | Alan Hansen | D | |
| +2.40 (24.00%) | 10 | Brieda Hangeland | D | |
| +3.70 (52.86%) | 7 | Philipp Hahm | D | |
| +4.60 (76.67%) | 6 | Darran Kempson | D | |
  |
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Paul Mince | M |
|
+3.20 (26.67%) | 12 | Charles Darwin | M |
|
+3.30 (30.00%) | 11 | Mikel Archeddar | M |
|
+3.40 (48.57%) | 7 | Cow Dunga | M |
|
+1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Zico Scorez | S |
|
+2.50 (50.00%) | 5 | Barack O’Bama | S |
| +31.50 (30.88%) | 9.27 |