| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | -0.10 (-0.91%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +0.70 (6.36%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +0.10 (1.00%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | -1.60 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| S | Marcelino Pancorbo | 5 | -0.90 (-18.00%) | |
| 8.45 | -5.80 (-6.24%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Kurniawan Salim | K | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Zack Gauthier | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Danny Wilson | D | |
| +1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Jack Martins | D | |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Oc Dyson | D | |
 |
+1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Cairbre Connoly | M |
 |
+1.70 (17.00%) | 10 | Chandler Bing | M |
|
+1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Malcolm Malcysson | M |
| +0.10 (1.00%) | 10 | Esteban Benjamin | M | |
|
+0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Jambo Numbernine | S |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | I-Am Jambags | S | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Louis Spence | R | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Bruce Willis | R | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Iain Dyeria | R | |
| +10.50 (9.05%) | 8.29 |