| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.20 (10.91%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) |  |
| D | Patrick Jane | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| D | Brad Holbrook | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | +0.30 (2.50%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| R | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +1.20 (10.91%) | |
| R | Marcelino Pancorbo | 5 | -0.50 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Gerardez McMahonez | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.21 | +10.50 (9.13%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.40 (30.00%) | 8 | Chad Wise | K | |
| +1.80 (20.00%) | 9 | Theo Freeman | D | |
| +2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | Herbert Lasocki | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Gonchi Isimaru | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Delfino Félix | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Angelino Ambrogioni | M | |
| +2.50 (31.25%) | 8 | Mario Ochoa | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Trey Miles | M | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Bernie Bass | S | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Baltazar Vassalo | S | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Dante Devereaux | S | |
| +10.10 (12.17%) | 7.55 |