| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 9 | +0.90 (10.00%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| D | Brad Holbrook | 5 | -1.40 (-28.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | -1.60 (-13.33%) |  |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +1.90 (19.00%) |  |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| R | Alan Partridge | 11 | +0.70 (6.36%) | |
| R | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| R | Gerardez McMahonez | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| 7.93 | +7.40 (6.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Teo Koronis | D | |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Dimitris Koniordos | D | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -3.20 (-35.56%) | 9 | Mixalis Koronis | M | |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Petros Koronis | M | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Theodoros Pakaltsis | M | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -3.10 (-34.44%) | 9 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Tryphon Pahatourdis | S | |
| +0.40 (13.33%) | 3 | Giorgos Ferekidis | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Anthony Pascoe | R | |
| -9.90 (-11.65%) | 6.54 |