| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Kurniawan Salim | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Zack Gauthier | 10 | +1.50 (15.00%) | |
| D | Salvador Jimenez | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| D | Danny Wilson | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Jack Martins | 7 | +3.50 (50.00%) | |
| M | Cairbre Connoly | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| M | Chandler Bing | 10 | +2.30 (23.00%) | |
| M | Esteban Benjamin | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| M | Louis Spence | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| S | Jambo Numbernine | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| S | I-Am Jambags | 8 | +3.40 (42.50%) |  |
| R | Malcolm Malcysson | 10 | -0.10 (-1.00%) | |
| R | Oc Dyson | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 8.69 | +25.20 (22.30%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.30 (-20.91%) | 11 | Seth Rogan | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| +0.70 (6.36%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -4.10 (-34.17%) | 12 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| -3.70 (-37.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -4.90 (-54.44%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -4.20 (-52.50%) | 8 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -3.90 (-55.71%) | 7 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -20.20 (-18.88%) | 9.73 |