| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 7 | +0.90 (12.86%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) |  |
| D | Gavino Del Neri | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 9 | +1.40 (15.56%) |  |
| M | John Keogh | 9 | -0.30 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 9 | -1.60 (-17.78%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 6 | +2.70 (45.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| S | Matias Cesar | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| R | Nympho Maniac | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| 7.17 | +13.80 (16.05%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-16.00%) | 5 | Rob O´Neill | K | |
| -2.80 (-35.00%) | 8 | Amadeu Pauleta | D | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Fionlagh Macinnes | D | |
| -3.20 (-53.33%) | 6 | Hugo Edström | D | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Alistair Neilson | D | |
|
+1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Cristiano Deco | M |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Bogdãnel Bâzu | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Fionlagh Mackenzie | M | |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Ernest Devlin | M | |
| +0.50 (16.67%) | 3 | Fionlagh Macsporran | M | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Rúben Faro | S | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Fionlagh Macduff | R | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Ernie Ballylee | R | |
| -0.20 (-5.00%) | 4 | Lek Ngamsuriyaroj | R | |
| -14.50 (-17.26%) | 6.00 |