| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Allan McGregor | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) | |
| D | Gavino Del Neri | 7 | +1.90 (27.14%) | |
| D | John Terry | 6 | +4.20 (70.00%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 9 | +2.60 (28.89%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | John Keogh | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| M | Nympho Maniac | 5 | +0.60 (12.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy McDonald | 4 | +2.90 (72.50%) |  |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| R | Lucas Piazon | 6 | +1.80 (30.00%) | |
| R | Jesus Claus | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| 6.85 | +23.90 (26.85%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jeremie Tyler | K | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Lancelot Routledge | D | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Søren Olsen | D | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Dwayne Deane | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Suphi Efe | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Toni Dohlsten | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Dorian Hugeac | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Nebojsa Kuic | M | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Akono Mobuzo | M | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Seth Flynn | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | André Carreto | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Carsten Pohlmann | R | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Claudio Nicoli | R | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Miyamoto Hanabusa | R | |
| -0.60 (-0.64%) | 6.71 |