| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 9 | -1.50 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) |  |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) |  |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| D | Nemo Brown | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| M | Arthur Ahremark | 13 | -0.70 (-5.38%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| R | Alan Shearer | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.36 | +4.10 (3.50%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.20 (-31.43%) | 7 | John Osborne | K | |
| -2.30 (-25.56%) | 9 | Ed Stokoe | D | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Jeremias Quinn | D | |
| -1.60 (-20.00%) | 8 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| -1.40 (-20.00%) | 7 | Keith Newton | D | |
| -2.70 (-33.75%) | 8 | Paul Holloway | M | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| -1.40 (-20.00%) | 7 | Humphrey Tindle | M | |
| -2.20 (-36.67%) | 6 | Keith Weller | M | |
| -2.70 (-33.75%) | 8 | Harold Rotham | S | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Ulf Kihlberg | S | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Zac Birch | R | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Neil Yeates | R | |
| -19.90 (-22.11%) | 6.92 |