| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Awal Ruswandi | 6 | -2.10 (-35.00%) | |
| D | Fionlagh Macinnes | 6 | -1.60 (-26.67%) | |
| D | Hugo Edström | 6 | -3.10 (-51.67%) | |
| D | Lek Ngamsuriyaroj | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| D | Alistair Neilson | 4 | -1.60 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Deco | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| M | Ernest Devlin | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| M | Fionlagh Macsporran | 3 | +1.10 (36.67%) | |
| S | Rúben Faro | 8 | -2.80 (-35.00%) | |
| S | Fionlagh Macduff | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| S | Ernie Ballylee | 6 | -1.70 (-28.33%) | |
| R | Fionlagh Mackenzie | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) | |
| 5.75 | -13.40 (-19.42%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
 |
-0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | John Terry | D |
| -0.40 (-13.33%) | 3 | Ted MacAvery | D | |
|
+0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Frank Lampard | M |
 |
-0.80 (-8.89%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M |
| -2.80 (-31.11%) | 9 | John Keogh | M | |
|
+0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Cristiano Messi | M |
| -2.20 (-44.00%) | 5 | Nympho Maniac | M | |
|
+0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Matias Cesar | S |
| -6.60 (-8.80%) | 6.82 |