| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alexander Chaplow | 7 | -0.30 (-4.29%) | |
| D | Suphi Efe | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| D | Søren Olsen | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| D | Claudio Nicoli | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| M | Nebojsa Kuic | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Carsten Pohlmann | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) |  |
| M | Kenneth Waring | 6 | -1.50 (-25.00%) |  |
| M | Declan Thurston | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| S | André Carreto | 7 | -2.20 (-31.43%) | |
| S | Miyamoto Hanabusa | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) | |
| S | Kelvin McLean | 5 | -1.20 (-24.00%) | |
| R | Toni Dohlsten | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| R | Akono Mobuzo | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) | |
| R | Seth Flynn | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| 6.86 | -9.10 (-9.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Group Sex | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | John Terry | D | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Gavino Del Neri | D | |
| -1.20 (-30.00%) | 4 | Ted MacAvery | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -1.80 (-36.00%) | 5 | Nympho Maniac | M | |
| -3.90 (-48.75%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -2.70 (-45.00%) | 6 | Matias Cesar | S | |
| -3.40 (-56.67%) | 6 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| -21.40 (-27.79%) | 7.00 |