| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) |  |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| R | Patrick Jane | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.08 | +21.00 (17.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Anthony Pascoe | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Mixalis Koronis | M | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Tryphon Pahatourdis | S | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Teo Koronis | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Tampon Dyer | R | |
| -4.00 (-4.49%) | 6.85 |