| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Will Ferrell | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gerardez McMahonez | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.08 | +20.00 (16.95%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Kit Ballis | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Matuš Rybár | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Arlindo Wálter | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Braeden Boyne | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Aníbal Pontes | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Bruce Charles | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Hey Youguys | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Niklas Krogsgaard | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Acácio Estrada | M |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Kip Jefferson | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Phelim Lunny | S |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Alex Vicedomini | R | |
| +3.00 (2.73%) | 9.17 |