| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Teo Koronis | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Evstathios Kannidis | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Tryphon Pahatourdis | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dyers Fit Cousin | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Abusive Jeff | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.71 | +14.00 (14.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ron Burgundy Ii | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Patrick Jane | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9.75 |