| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Al Hutson | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Arthur Ahremark | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Double Andimsold | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Reggie Draper | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Alistair Neilson | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Hard Trainer | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 9.00 | +14.00 (11.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | John Barnes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Miziler Meireles | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Jason de La Pena | S | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6.73 |