| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Andre Arendse | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Rocky Allberg | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Neil Tovey | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | David Nyati | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| D | Bonghani Khumalo | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Doctor Khumalo | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Augustine Makalakalane | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| M | John Shoes Moshoe | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Zane Moosa | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Shaun Bartlett | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Roald Wilsgaard | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Benny McCarthy | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Luciano Hiesteban | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 6.07 | +3.00 (3.53%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Group Sex | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Gavino Del Neri | D | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | John Terry | D |
|
-4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Cristiano Messi | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jimmy McDonald | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Matias Cesar | S | |
| -11.00 (-13.10%) | 7.64 |