| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Derek Llambias | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| 7.09 | +5.00 (6.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Big Chad | K | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Hamilton Halsall | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Lucas Griffiths | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Mental Miranda | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Romeu Faria | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Pumpit Padi | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Lethal Lou | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Krafty Keiren | M | |
| -2.00 (-66.67%) | 3 | Mangler Muz | M | |
| -4.00 (-57.14%) | 7 | Daniel Maas | S | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Jörg Lippert | S | |
| -29.00 (-47.54%) | 5.55 |