| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Big Chad | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| D | Hamilton Halsall | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| D | Mental Miranda | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Lucas Griffiths | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Bruiser Burnie | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Romeu Faria | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Pumpit Padi | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Krafty Keiren | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Daniel Maas | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| S | Jörg Lippert | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Mad Megan | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 5.55 | -24.00 (-39.34%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Toot Bump | K | |
  |
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Harry Nielsen | D |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Richard Keys | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Pee Wee Herman | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ryan Kirkland | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Brock Lesnar | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jim Royle | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Derek Llambias | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Koko B Ware | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Princess Jodz | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | George Bollocks | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mike Ashley | R | |
| -6.00 (-6.98%) | 7.17 |