| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Ball Baggs | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Prince Will | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | James Bond | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Lemon Head | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bell End | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Nail Head | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Snake Eyes | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Mark Dent | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| 9.86 | +24.00 (17.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Juan Pablo Jil | K | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Jay Carragher | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Gerry Gerry Gerry | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Stevie Walsh | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Predrag Domovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Mitch Cowan | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Muzzy Izzet | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Andy Costello | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Emile Heskey | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Matt Bellamy | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Shola Ameobi | S | |
| -1.00 (-1.19%) | 7.64 |