| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Casper Schmeichel | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Jay Carragher | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| D | Gerry Gerry Gerry | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Back Of The Net | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Muzzy Izzet | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Steve Guppy | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Karma Chameleon | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Darren Sicknote Anderton | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Andy King | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Emile Heskey | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Shola Ameobi | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Spitting Cobra | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| 9.00 | +15.00 (13.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Ice Tea | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Nail Head | D | |
| +4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Ball Baggs | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Bobby Ball | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Howie Canham | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Snake Eyes | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Gag Reflex | M | |
 |
+4.00 (44.44%) | 9 | Prince Will | M |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | James Bond | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Killer Iceman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Mark Dent | R | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Jasper Carrot | R | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lemon Head | R |
| +23.00 (16.08%) | 10.21 |