| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Phil McAvity | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Raymond Stantz | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Ralph Shail | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Buster Cherry | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Raul Chipre | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Lachlan Torrance | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Taylor Blackwood | 8 | +5.00 (62.50%) | |
| M | Amado Paranhos | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) |  |
| M | Brian Kox | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Brent Bruso | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Helmuth Janson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Derrick Gison | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Zac Horrocks | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Jean Dudan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.21 | +32.00 (27.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Seth Rogan | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -6.00 (-54.55%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -28.00 (-24.14%) | 10.55 |